Break it down!

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”

Income from state/local/municipal bonds is tax-exempt, so the people buying the bonds have a lower tax incidence. This raises the effective interest rate for the buyer (since they don’t pay tax on the earnings from it) without making it more expensive to borrow for the city (since they don’t have to pay higher…

These are all indications that they are rich, not that they are poor.

From the ISHM’s “Constitutional Crisis” page:

Had a slight Kinja malfunction. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?

It was all fun until one teddy bear tried to leap into the stands to challenge a fan...

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

A rising tide lifts all boats!

They’ll have so much money, it will overflow and trickle down onto the rest of us. It’s a foolproof plan!

Something to ponder while I put down those steamed hams.

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

True Roman dick jokes for true Romans!

Thank god ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is still anonymous. Last I heard, he was going to the dentist drunk.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

you sir are quite a weirdo

Good. Those Syrians have had things a little too easy lately for my tastes.