A Scanner Darkly is by a long, long yard the best actual adaptation of PKD’s books to the screen. (Blade Runner is obviously a classic, but as the article acknowledges, it’s barely any sort of adaptation at all.) That film is a near-miracle of perfect choices: from the semi-hallucinatory rotoscoping to Keanu’s spacey…

“Oh I’m sorry, that bitch got foisted”

A Scanner Darkly rules, the book and the movie. Love Dick.

Weirdly, after spending a lot of time in my teens in the 90s reading Dick, I only got to this a couple of years ago. It was definitely stranger than I expected, and I can’t say it was one of my favourites of his. The novel I think I’ve enjoyed most is A Scanner Darkly, which also has a great film adaptation.

Only after I looked up “lamping” I mean “lampin”

Well, the movie is pretty much a fictionalized yet biographically accurate account of how Glenn Danzig built the Misfits into greatness then burned them to the ground in artistic rage and then tore out their heart to form Samhain which he then burned to the ground and then tore out its burned blackened heart and…

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

formerly great Premier League club Arsenal

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Oh good lord, I never even thought to see if there was any press about that.

First of all, do you literally not know who you’re taking to right now? And also? LISTEN TO THE PODCAST BEFORE COMING IN HERE WITH THAT SACK OF SHIT, PALLIE.  

“Why should I have to change my name? He’s the one who sucks!”

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Yeah I mean that is for sure not how most websites make money!

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Onita in CZW? JEEEEEEEEEEZUS!

That’s not true, pro wrestling is a competitive sport just like basketball or soccer.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

“The dogs then went on to defeat the A’s 5-3.”