Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Probably three, three-fifty.

This is a terrific article, but this:

I grew up in the DC area, and I think I’m more proud of the partying than the win.

Fewer innings. We need fewer innings.

Dwight to the Wizards.

Well written and concise, soundly backed up, and to the point, Lauren. I loved it. Long time reader, first time caller.

not to be outdone by the Predators and Red Wings, the Capitals have decided to start tossing salads out on the ice.

It involves throwing tea into a harbor.

Don’t forget, half of deadspins readers are bored lawyers desperately trying to convince themselves they’re funny. Like me.

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Chef: MY MOM

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

But he called Wilbon a shithead because he’s a shithead. You wouldn’t want Deadspin to have to lie, would you?

in the same vein, wouldn’t every shot taken by piggy-back steph curry be a 3 no matter where its taken from, as long as he got up on his teammate’s shoulders outside of the three point line? He never sets foot in inside the three point line while on their shoulders, so the last point where he was touching the ground…

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Not even factoring in the Caps factor, its game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final...step on the throat!

Lebrontonians is more accurate.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

You made a slight miscalculation: