As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like if a black male his age were caught speeding while drunk AND high, then proceeded to curse at the police officer arresting him. The scenario does not end well.

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It must have been nice to see a shot of Jagr on the Penguins again.

I will give thanks to the cornucopia of riches that will spring forth on a cross-post to Jezebel.

Seriously, I don't think any comment on deadspin has ever made me so angry. Fuck you Tom Ley and the hipster, bitch ass music you grew up listening too

"aging dinosaur rocker"