I used to get so many stars on Gawker, but now with these new grayed out for everyone terrible system, I'm just a lowly commenter spewing out words into the abyss. I hereby officially quit trying to be de-grayed.

Grunting will also cause me to not watch the match. Sharapova was in the U.S Open last night was hot and great at tennis, but that grunting was unbearable.

Hey Goal Keeper, it's World Cup time, you lay the fuck out for any ball near that net. End O' Story

I chalked this one up as that nasty nasty Pink Eye... Bobby doesn't like to wash his hands, no crime there.

Alrighty, I read Where'd You Go Bernadette after reading this post and loved it. Any other recommendations along those lines? Thanks Much!

Oh yes, and while doing so we would have to yell the good ol Little League phrase from hell, "Cup Check Time!!!!

The temptation to ball tap the bro holding the hoop would be too much