As much as I love the SNES and hold nothing but fond memories for it, try holding one of those controllers with adult hands for more than an hour. Especially with early signs of arthritis.

Why does Valve have an emergency eye wash station like the ones from my sophomore chemistry class? I know they're always experimenting with weird stuff. But how many of those involve acid baths?

CAVALIER, get it right!! The Grand Am had the Betty Crocker ribbed molding on the bottom.

Since others have already posted trucks, compacts, etc., I'll add the 2004-2005 Subaru Forester XT. 13.8 1/4 miles, 1.6 60' times bone stock with the 5 speed. I had a modded 05 that would go low 13s with bolt on parts and a tune. I added a full STI takeoff suspension, so it would really handle the twisties as well.…

I think it was just called Teal for 95.

How small is your penis, anyway?

Yes, he's obviously the fastest Cobra on the planet.

Because you made the argument FOR him, and are now acting like a dickhead about it.

I dig those 03-04 Cobras. Great performance bargains these days. I was a pushrod 5.0 Mustang guy myself for several years. Had an 86GT, 93GT and here's my 95GT. It was a H/C/I/Nitrous car. Went 11.50's on a full Steeda handling suspension and BFG drag radials. It would murder a road course.

Actually, no. Had to dig a picture of my old 05 up (with 06 tails). This one was mine:

I'll see your Mark VII, and raise you a

Because that's not a reason. That's like saying a Cuda with a Viper V10 is not a muscle car either.

"Oh the bikes/cars/soapbox racers/whatever come from that direction? Let me totally NOT LOOK THAT WAY BEFORE CROSSING AN ACTIVE RACE COURSE."

Here, you'll probably recognize it better this way.

Best Car Logo EVER.

Explain how the GN is NOT a muscle car.

Since the AMX is covered........

First Gear: I bet China will TOTALLY make sure people who default pay the consequences.

The worst humanity has to offer on a regular basis, yes.

The man's body of work speaks for itself.