It really is the most convoluted and idiotic management system possible.

My old 2010 Wrangler had the instrument cluster inexplicably short out (they never figured out why) and took out all the interior electronics and lighting, made the wipers cycle constantly, and all the exterior lights illuminate whenever the key was on. I was literally told by Chrysler that "We'll fix it THIS time,…

I kind of enjoy the exhaust note from my 2013 Hyundai Genesis Coupe (2.0T, obviously). The engine is a bit industrial sounding around town, like a big propane-powered forklift or something. But crack it open in a tunnel, combine it with the shriek from the turbo and the mechanical whirr from the transmission that…

I own a 1968 Cadillac. It won't fit in one space!!

Remember when Dale Earnhardt died? He was in a car with cutting edge (at the time) safety equipment, that was designed specifically to protect the driver in the event of an accident. He hit the wall in a pretty pedestrian fashion. The sort of thing you see in NASCAR all the time. But everything was just so that it…

GOAT SIMULATOR.

I enjoyed the hell out of that. Apart from being completely taken in by this little slice of your life, it pretty much confirmed that I hate professional sports, and chiefly, the NFL. I don't know if that was your intent, but that's what I felt.

We until recently had a Ruth Hater Ginsburg with the Diamond State Roller Girls (Delaware). :)

Dear Tampa Bay Buccaneers,

I like the idea of utilizing a vehicle according to its intended purpose. In keeping that line of thought, anything but a basic commuter car can be stupid, in the right (wrong) hands. Is a Ferrari owned by someone who has the ability to maximize that car's potential stupid? Is it any more or less stupid than one owned…

I wanted to hate and call you a fool, but you're absolutely right. What that car did 15 years ago is still impressive today. The only real negative was the rear spoiler. Not because it was on the Cobra R, but because tasteless people stuck them on their daily driver V6 Mustangs.

This man is a millionaire, folks. Let's all give ourselves a hand.

the more ordinary people look to the NFL to instruct them and their fellow citizens in the difference between right and wrong

The first time I heard "Pre-ordering does not guarantee you'll receive your item when it drops", I was done pre-ordering games.

It's beautiful. It's just....... I can't.......

Clean Civic, save for the wheels. Silver, gunmetal, black, chrome. Any of those would look better. The colored wheels thing was popularized on the track, and the scene kids will always emulate that look, usually to the detriment of otherwise fine looking cars. Not my style of car, and just my opinion, of course.

I don't have kids. So people with kids will say I have no business weighing in on this subject. Maybe they're right, maybe they're wrong. But I am curious about corporal punishment, and what it does or doesn't do to keep a kid acting right. I want to share my personal story and background (not something I do often),…

Right, that's what I said. It's not a stock Civic at a grocery store.

It's fine ON THE TRACK. When your stock Civic is sporting them at the grocery store? Not so much.

Look at the GPS screen on the right.