Uhh, “kosher” doesn’t necessarily mean anything more than the animal has been slaughtered according to Jewish food laws — butchered by a Jew and chanted over as it bleeds to death while fully conscious — and that the manufacturer has paid a hefty and continuing fee to get “certified” by one or more of the many…

3o,000 feet? That’s a long way to drop an anchor.

The brain may not work, but somehow the penis and fists always do.

I’m sure they were appropriating something.

I don’t know a single person who isn’t “aware” of breast cancer. What I do know is that the Dr. Susan Love Foundation is trying to find the causes of this horrible disease, and is doing so with aggressive and precise research, as opposed to funding the NYC-socialite lifestyles and handbag purchases of the pink…

I’d argue sometimes that “Calm down” is worse, but it’s all context.

Midwesterner — Potato chips and Lipton sour cream onion dip.

this is one of the worst fucking human beings ever featured on BCO

Christ on a banana peel, and they call herbalists crazies (which, admittedly, some of them are).

Not even close on “sexuality” to what really happens. One would hope we’ve gotten beyond the OMG I’m gay/transgender/otherkin-what-an-incredible-surprise 10-years-into-marriage routine. When cisgender/hetero/whatever the bloody jargon routine is now men get older the hydraulics start failing more and more regularly,…

Sandra Tsing-Loh’s riotous take on menopause in the Atlantic’s “The Bitch Is Back” makes it pretty clear that we start acting like men do after it (as humans with individual desires and agency and a lot less inclination to serve others hand and foot), and that makes. men. angry.

You forgot the supermodel.

This crap will be overturned but that takes months if not years, and those caught int the interstice are going to have a hell of a time trying to fix the damage. So, in terms of immediate strategy, which states should pregnant undocumented Mexican/Central American migrants target instead? What about Canada?

The Kardashian costumers are already busy at work. Bets on exorbitant net veiling, deep push-up cleavage, and tiny containers of menthol in the little hand purses?

Sort of like “Allahu Akbar.”

You do know that naturally slender women don’t give a fuck about your opinion?

Oh, loosen up your hijab before your brain boils, dear.

Quite frankly, I don’t see a role for“midwives,” “lay” or otherwise, in any civilized, medically advanced society. We are no longer medieval peasants hoping herbs, superstition, pure intentions and “wise”-women will get us through childbirth. It’s deeply internalized misogyny to think that pregnant women should want…

I feel like I should write a sternly-worded letter, but I’m not quite sure about what, and who I should send it to.

I am so Yzma right now. “Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...