I can understand why he was so angry. That burning smell? Some kids shoved tennis shoes in his exhaust pipe and he was able to remove the shoes, but he couldn't get the laces out.

Here it is! The referenced .

Our fans are the worst because some don't like a guy who had one playoff win and a 36-44 record? OHHH HOW FUCKING UNGRATEFUL OF US.

What a diSACKtion!

It's a lame joke.

I guess the set from Win Ben Stein's Money was still available

Who gives a shit about that?

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

Judging Atlanta based on Downtown is like going to NYC, standing in a bank lobby for an hour, and declaring it a terrible city.

have you reread this and realized how dumb it was?

"Im not saying there is a conspiracy, but how the fuck does Cleveland get 3 1st overall picks in 4 years?"

Do you just not have Wikipedia or something? They had the 2nd worst record in 2010-11, the third worst record in 2012-13, and got really lucky last year with a <2% chance. So, what are you saying, exactly? All of…

people who think the NBA lottery is rigged are idiots on the scale of 9/11 truthers or birthers

There's no such thing as a bad beat

Fine. Half my life is spent at crappy bodegas so consider that one officially amended.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

The guy said some terrible things about victims of abuse, reaffirmed said statements all over Twitter in the hours following it, and then used his non-apology on the matter of domestic abuse as a teaser/lead-in promo for their usual glut of mindless blathering on irrelevant matters.

Q.E.D.

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.

All publicly-financed stadiums are scams. I'll skip over the decades of empirical economic research that shows conclusively what terrible civic investments these things are and just use basic logic: If sport facilities were actually profitable on their own, there wouldn't be a need for public money in the first place.…