"Isolation? Christ even with him locked up they're still double-teaming me..."

America East 4 lyfe!!!

This is basically every person in East Tennessee until Peyton left.

That advice would have really backfired if you became a diabetic.

ADDITIONAL INFO- I checked his Facebook cover photos, and among the photos: 49ers, Red Sox, Bama, Colts.

Yeah, if he is wearing that Indians jersey in Cleveland, he's nowhere near the ballpark.

No Heat jersey?

maybe we can commit genocide against everyone who misuses apostrophes?

They were deadly, but were they racist? From what little I know, Stalin's guys weren't too picky about who they lined up and shot.

Three words, "Being hit by a car."

9/11 was an inside job.

Right, seven of the first eight skiers crashed simply because they weren't tough enough. You got it.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

"At least he's not gay."

"Jaguars are a terrible investment."

You just spent the time to type out a long series of sentences that essentially boil down to — Martin was too much of a pussy to stand up for himself and got what he deserved because if her were a manly-man like me he would have punched that guy in the face.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

Hey c'mon, at least we didn't get the Invasion of Normandy. Give us some credit!