You hear that, employees of any of the theaters Tarantino is describing? You can also suck a dick, but this dick is called “not having a job because your theater apparently sucks.”

Just started it. Nearly peed myself with that hot dog sketch.

They’re both at the bottom of my list. Resurrection is at least silly and has an idea, so it gets a slight edge. But it’s like comparing turds. At the end of the day, they’re both categorically shitty.

Cory in the Big House.

Saw this at Sundance in 2020, and I’m debating whether or not I should re-watch it—I probably will, because why not? I liked it well enough, but for a movie that is aas stylish, and that has some great performances—particularly from Keough and Braun—it’s weirdly muted at times. This should be a much more propulsive…

This sort of reminded me of the “Remedial Chaos Theory” episode of Community where you learned a lot about each member of the study group by their absence. The more differences we see in each iteration, the clearer it becomes who these characters are--or, depending on how the decoy development process works, what Rick…

I had the same reaction. Dan Castellaneta is in his 60s, and it looks like it’s starting to show.

The last one is good, but the trailer for Halloween Kills has me worried that David Gordon Green and Danny McBride though they had a solid take for the 2018 movie, figured that they could coast on more Halloween texture for a sequel, and then call it a day. 

Having recently watched and re-watched all of the Halloween series recently, I’m more curious about Halloween Ends than Halloween Kills. Because Halloween is, for my money, the most inconsistent horror franchise—which is somewhat inevitable when the first film is maybe the best horror film ever made—I’m not sure how…

I’ve never loved this movie. The filmmaking, particularly in the Iraq stretches, is sloppy and alienating. But two things have always struck me—maybe by Chris Kyle himself.

Oh, JT. Opportunists gonna opportune. I mean, the guy might feel bad for what he did, but I doubt he regrets the bank he made off of it.

I was super into The Matrix as a kid, and I even saw the two sequels in the theaters. I don’t think I disliked them, but didn’t really argue with the reception. Then, I got super into The Wachowskis in the last couple years, and HOLY SHIT. Reloaded is a masterpiece. It’s so manic and strange, but it moves like no…

Yeah, hard pass. Generally not a fan of Iliza Shlesinger—who is one of the worst purveyors of white feminism in comedy--but this just seems like the kind of romcom that is ashamed of romcoms. 

I had no idea who Jordan Schlansky was until this evening, and what a gift of a person. Yes, he seems like an enormous pill, but he’s more or less just a big nerd. I will say, these clips often present Conan as kind of a bully, although I’m sure they like each other just fine. Other than the espresso bit, it’s not…

Every single person on social media has something problematic in their past. That is not to say Billie Eilish or Tyler, the Creator, or whoever shouldn’t be let off the hook for amplifying problematic language and ideas, but maybe it shouldn’t be news that famous people make mistakes and have said shitty things. And…

I understand what you mean, but sometimes you love who you love. And it’s not like getting remarried tarnishes or erases a marriage to a deceased spouse. It’s its own thing. And given his involvement with I’ll Be Gone in the Dark, and the fact that he had a child with her, I doubt Patton Oswalt has at all forgotten Mic…

Obviously, it’s funny for someone to continue a popular bit, but it’s so much funnier that it’s done by an athlete who uses a wheelchair.

I get the impulse to be hard on oneself over their work, especially when it comes to anything artistic, which can be so personal.

The ones I liked that I hope people check out are Flee, Hive, Strawberry Mansion, At the Ready, Summer of Soul..., Coming Home in the Dark, Jockey, and Prime Time. One that I absolutely loved that no one else seemed to dig as much is First Date, which is so manic and quirky (for lack of a better word), but that one is…

Noel has only one conviction: Hating his younger brother. Beyond that, I doubt he cares or thinks much of the controversial or inflammatory things he says.