I actually thought that this was another Gorilla Channel deal. But, alas, it’s all too real.

Watch them split the vote and have it go to Three Billboards.

Just the fact that The Shape of Water was made for less than $20 million, while looking as good as any big-budget blockbuster, is what makes it so worthy for the PGA.

I’m glad that Danny McBride is famous enough to just take roles for money.

I mean, even Lucas admits that Star Wars is for kids. Also, kids movies are great. So, this doesn’t necessarily feel like a dig at quality.

Oh. I thought this would be... unlistenable. It’s not. It’s just some kid’s project from nearly 20 years ago. Maybe it’s not as exciting as something that Moby would do that year, but I don’t know. It’s not that bad.

I mean, Zac Efron certainly is a ladykiller. Eh? EH?? Ahhhhhh...

The fact that I am not, at this moment, living through Guarding Tess is a testament to how far back Obama really set this country.

IT’S A BEAR DANCE!!!

When I was a senior or junior in high school, my grandparents were visiting my mom, sister, and myself. One evening we were looking for a movie to wind down with, and my grandparents were like, “Well, we have Bridesmaids.” I hadn’t seen it, and I don’t know if anyone else had either. What I know is the feeling that…

This is a best case scenario for offenders, and it’s still shitty.

Just saw the film. And it’s pretty good. Good enough that I won’t be mad when it inevitably wins Best Picture. It’s pretty white feminist-y, and it’s message is a little broad, but it’s weirdly winning. Not quite the sum of its parts, but it works. And the Sam Rockwell thread? I think that’s a little overstated. The…

Indeed, I am.

If you watch closely, you can see the exact moment my heart broke.

Hopefully, the series won’t get too derailed from the source material’s larger themes.

Or Rose is a fusion of Pink Diamond and someone else.

This looks awesome, and Kendrick and Vince need to do a collaborative album/mixtape/EP/whatever.

I’m not saying I like his performance, but people seem to be into him. I can go either way.

If McGregor had been given competent direction, I honestly think we’d be talking about his character in a more flattering light. Granted, McGregor’s Obi Wan—and Samuel L. Jackson’s Mace Windu—remains the least tarnished element of the prequels, and for good reason. If someone moderately skilled with actors wanted to…

Nah. Because they don’t have to make a big deal of their wins. They just want food that makes them happy and to make a night out of that.