Power imbalance, giving him a job he wasn’t qualified for, babbling on like an 11-year-old boy finding his first porno mag about the sex scenes, to the point where Florence Pugh was like, “It’s my fucking pussy being pretend licked here, lady. Back off” and then slinking off like a coward when the movie flops.

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So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

While i agree with most of this, if you're referring to Bryce Harper as the nationals best player then you must not watch mutch nats baseball 

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY