I hope Villenueve can make his part 2 to this one. But no director should try to take on the insanity of the later Dune novels.

Hey Josh, not only do I love sports, but I love other topics when they have a sports-related angle, so I have to say I was excited to read this article.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

She has four internationally-recognized gymnastics moves named after her. She’s so good that they had to downgrade the points awarded for at least one of them to prevent other gymnasts from hurting themselves attempting them.

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

Or hell, even an old school roasting of someone leaving the site, even if by leaving the site, it is leaving the group of G/O sites to an untimely death.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Thanks very much for this. It’s what we all want, too—to stay together, but also to be able to keep doing the stuff we do as well as we can do it. It may not matter what we want, but that’s what we want. I appreciate you caring about that, and about us, very much.

“Can you really be the best pitcher of your generation if I ignore 92% of someone’s career?”

Shut up, potato!

Speaking of good writing, what happened to Charles Farrell? He seems to have disappeared off the Twitters and hasn’t posted to Deadspin in ages.

Counter-counter point: your PoV is based around swaying voters who are on the fence, which is the right way to lose the 2020 election.

Or, you could just keep using Index Match. I don’t understand why anyone would ever jump through the hoops of vlookup.

That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner.

That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner.