Brandon was introduced as a very serious pianist who at least dabbled in other instruments, so it makes sense that he wouldn't have had a job back then. But yeah, now that he's just Disaster Brandon, he should get a job.

I kind of love that a super-inappropriate older woman flirted with him, someone offered him pot, he went to a party with beer, but no, he's going to act out by BRIBING/THREATENING A WITNESS AND FORGING DOCUMENTS. But seriously, Mike's ending the season in jail for his son. Who's going to sleep with his dad's…

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not ten minutes ago that was only tolerable because of Dave's Killer Bread.

Histology: where that thing looks just like that thing and I'm not even sure what the focus of that slide was and do I need new glasses and shit what part of the body doesn't have that layer of the epithelium or wait does that slide have it after all?

If you're not a terrible medical student and not as inept at making friends as I was, I think four semesters at Ross would be fine, but you better do really well or good luck in the match. There are plenty of really, really smart students there, particularly from middle-eastern families overrepresented in US schools.…

I mean, I was joking, but I think it says the school is at least better than a diploma mill. It also says that I was a terrible medical student despite my 37 on the MCAT, a test that's supposed to predict how well you'll do in medical school.

Dominica is also home to arguably the best and most respected Carribean medical school. It was good enough that I couldn't pass second-semester anatomy or histology and am a CPA now.

I'm betting on the opposite: Jude makes a move, Connor rejects it in the kindest possible way, Jude freaks out anyways, Jude apologizes and they're best friends again no more than 2 episodes later. I just don't believe they're actually going to explore anything beyond run-of-the-mill gayness (maybe bi) with Jude, I…

Seeing ads for this episode during the Fosters was the first time I've even considered catching up since I quit 2 years and (seemingly) 140 episodes ago.

Mario Kart 64

I've been saying that he occupies the role of the villain on this show since the first part of the season. It's not intentional and I fully expect they'll try to redeem him eventually, but he's been fucking things up for everyone like it was his job.

I didn't get too sad during the majority of the episode because it was clearly the shock that was going to put an end to Callie messing her life up, but Annie Potts saying "He was wearing it the last time he said he loved me" is still destroying me 12 hours later.

Eventually Connor is going to be something less than a saint (my wife name-checked "magical negro") and it's going to destroy Jude.

It wouldn't surprise me if we got at least one more episode heavily featuring the group home. That's still where Callie had to go back to that night, and while Rosie O'Donnell will be thrilled that she got her shit together, I don't think she's necessarily going to let her go that fast.

To be fair, Callie is in the group home for violating her parole from juvie by leaving the Fosters, not stealing the sandwich. I can't remember if they actually called it parole.

Pretty sure you're right. Probably laughed at Kate's Jackie impression too. Two wasn't meant to be a precise number, I think there were a few other things I at least found amusing. Oh, the "6 for 93" line got me too.

Just a little friendly ribbing. I thought it rather charmingly fit the somewhat evangelical tone of your original piece, and clearly your mastery of two languages is far more valuable than quite keeping your substantive adjectives straight.

I guess I just wasn't in the right mood for this last night? I've loved it all season, but last night felt to me like a Modern Family episode with 2 actually funny things in it.

I think you mean "American whiffed on that one"

The eating disorder is going to be fine. It's impossible for a character on a show to start wrestling and not get an eating disorder immediately, and I'm really liking his next girlfriend (who's taken charisma steroids since her Make It Or Break It Days).