It's hilarious you think that Phil Robertson would know what happens when you multiply negative numbers.

I think I put most of the lyrics to Duran Duran - Ordinary World in my AIM profile.

Caldwell-Pope is supposed to be, if nothing else, a capable 3-and-D guy, so hopefully he'll get his bearings soon and give the team another outside shooter.

I went to one of these in Portland last year having no idea there was anything unusual about the game. And then this happened. And then a couple got married on the ice. It was insane.

Pretty sure I saw some in the Portland, Oregon liquor store that didn't have your top 3.

Wikipedia is about the only way I can handle any horror movies, and sometimes not even that way.

Actually, I'm going to be slightly more combative on this. I'm not fat. I'm 5'10' and weigh 170lbs, with a bit of that weight carried in perma-muscular thighs from when I played hockey a decade ago. Not exactly statuesque but no one is looking at me funny on the streets and justifying it by saying "his poor health is…

Seriously, yes, this is one of the things I've done. 150 calories of scotch fills me up longer than 300 calories of beer or cookies.

Everything I've read says that fatness and poor health don't correlate nearly as much as people think. Also, once you're fat, you can eat a perfectly healthy diet and not lose any weight, but be healthy.

I'm not fat through no virtue of my own, and society values that for no reason. Is what I think that means.

Well this is horrifying. Redoubling my efforts to concentrate on health instead of weight/volume, albeit with a fair bit of thin privilege.

I've got a working theory of the movie that just needs there to be a way for them to eventually start reusing boxes. There's the implication that Aaron has gone back many, many, many times to record and trial-and-error the party confrontation, but each trip back to the beginning at that point creates another version,…

No, I don't think that's true. They collapse the box in order to set up a new box for their counterparts who already existed in the time they went back to to climb into at the end of the day, thinking they were going back to the box that the new versions popped out of in the morning. I do think they eventually figure…

It sounds like we've found the reason why it's only one of our favorite movies. Abe's feelings about Aaron's family and how they impact his relationship with Aaron during the course of the story is one of my favorite elements of the movie.

The work he did is amazing. As I said below, it's my favorite movie. But $7,000 is a nonsense number. Everyone's time has value, and he would have had to pay many times that number to get someone else to do the editing.

I'm not sure how you can see the relationship between Aaron and Abe at the beginning and the end and think that Primer is "cold." Man, that airport scene.

Budget numbers like this are kinda worthless. Carruth spent many, many hours working on it, and that time had monetary value. It'd be like saying a movie cost $0 because you paid everyone in diamonds.

This is my favorite movie. I don't have a second favorite movie.

Hey, so I tried keeping the hunk of cow together while I cooked it, and while it didn't miraculously fall into bite sized chunks on its own, I still think it was an improvement. I pulled the whole chuck roast out after about 6 hours of slow cooking and it was breaking apart on its fat seams, but I had to use a knife…

I'll swear for years that this show, which I've seen half an episode of, is 25 episodes from a slew of FOC-style "Is Sean's Saves the World the best comedy on TV?" because the cast is so promising. Unfortunately (?), it looks like it's going to get less than half those episodes, which just means I'll never be proven…