You're right: Big Barda is more appropriate. Though if Karen Klein looked like Granny, with the attitude of Bea Arthur, those kids would have been scared shitless.

All older, not-thin women should take a lesson in "don't take no shit" from Granny Goodness.

What does the star signify?

That she-male rationalization kind of explains the Eddie Murphy tranny incident.

Roger was tripping balls and showing balls (and ass).

THASS RACESS (and so is that phrase).

The dummy in the picture above the title looks like the spawn of Satan, but the ventriloquist is hella hot.

And people thought the Redford/Farrow version was wrong.

I had this same discussion with my cousin on facebook. She posted that she was having trouble finding her marriage license for her insurer, and I responded that at least she was able to get married. This resulted in a heated argument for/against gay marriage. She mentioned God, the Bible, blah, blah, blah. I mentioned…

Thank you. But if she'd lie about being diabetic, she'd lie about her family owning slaves. It's like being a black person from the south, (or being a black person, period) and not assuming your ancestors were slaves.

Pop-Specs!

They got the idea for Sally's outfit from Barbie.

It took lots of time and energy to reach filthy, dirty pervert status.

Then we have the same filthy mind, because I heard it too.

Did he say "pegging" at one point?

Jealous, you say?

Frieda approves this Notable/Quotable.

Ditto.

He'd have to gain a little weight.

Don't forget Vernon Dent.