I had read about the song, but had never heard it. It's fitting that nutcase Phil Spector produced it, but I didn't know Goffin/King wrote it.

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Being stab-proofing would suck if a doctor needed to operate on you.

Yes, I forgot about that. May she be haunted by the ghost of Elizabeth Montgomery for making that fiasco.

Nicole Kidman and science fiction do not mix.

Superbowl bombing already happened.

Haven't seen the film, but the comic was good, pulpy fun.

He was just giving a shout out to Al Jolson (at least Crystal didn't sing "Mammy").

Well said, sir, or madam.

Not only does she look and sound like Etta James, but she's singing one of her songs. And Etta also started singing at 14 or 15.

Thank you, and bless you.

Oh double yeah when you hear his sexy voice.

Yes, Gregory Peck was handsome in his prime, but it was that deep, sexy voice that did it for me.

What about man breast puppet theater?

I've heard of guys doing it through xtube.

Can't you do it on craigslist?

I always say "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Great song. Also check out her cover of "A House Is Not A Home" on her first Stax solo album from 1971.

You got that right. I'm sick of seeing typos.

I'd rather you explain all the typos in the article ( still offering my proofreading skills to the Gawker universe).