Note to straight guys: stop the ass rape jokes. They are not funny. The same applies to "faggot."

Not bad, but too twee for me.

It's great when straight men aren't bothered by gay ogling. And if you're a hot bear, I'd definitely check you out.

Not by gay men (usually).

I beg to differ (e.g. Josie and the Pussycats and The Partridge Family).

Michelle Pfieffer is 53. If she were 40 years Zac Effron's senior, she'd be 65.

"Just you wait, old woman. I've had repressed memory therapy: I'll get something on you yet."

They should be forced to walk a dark corridor, while a group of gay men taunt them about their appearance, dick size, and whether they have shaved crotches.

Sorry to hear that. I hope those guys were paid back in other ways.

Nice legs.

Any gay man that sticks a dry finger in someone's ass should have his membership card revoked (I thought all gay men knew how to use lube).

Confused or not, he was hot as hell. Loved the puma product placement on that truck.

Good for you. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

Hadn't thought of that before, but you're right.

"Ringer" borrows from two Bette Davis movies: "A Stolen Life" and "Dead Ringer" (they even ripped off part of the title).

That's what I fear: the biting.

My goodness, I hate pictures of rats.

He's a big, sexy, teddy bear.

Janet Waldo is the most-ut.