His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Mike Tomlin stands on an NFL football field during live play...you think he’s gonna be told where he can and can’t stand at a high school football game?

I think its funny because this is the second time both of these guys have done this (albeit at a higher level) in the past year.

So one these guys got into an altercation with police after running onto the field and harassing the officials, and the other said some bad words in the locker room?

Rice Pilaf was on Meet The Press this morning and he kept repeating that these 7 countries were named by the Obama admin as the most dangerous to the US (because Obama wanted this ban too, obvs) and when asked why Saudia Arabia wasn’t on  the list, re: 9/11,  he said ‘maybe they will be down the road, who knows, and…

Reince Preibus was on Face the Nation this morning and was talking about how this policy was “to prevent another San Bernandino, and that was committed by someone here on a K-1 Spousal Visa”. John Dickerson replied by saying somehitng along the lines of “That was committed by a US citizen and a woman who was born in…

When angry, Arsène grows to three times his normal size, as long as he’s wearing a puffy jacket.

Pushing 4th is nothing new for Arsene.

Really? No one? Ever?

Shit, Michigan football is Serie A’s business now.

Mom in person, Mama on the phone, and Mommy when I need something but I’m just joking but actually yea I kinda need it.

If only he would stick to sports...

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

Yep, USA Basketball isn’t part of the government, after all.

That was the largest crowd to ever watch a pre-game press availability. Period!

One of the crazier things I remember about that Marlon McCree game was that afterwards, Tomlinson threw a tantrum at the press podium in part because the Patriots had mocked the Chargers by doing Merriman’s “Lights out” dance.

I wonder if they shrink when they hit the cold ice.