Other than dealing with the air suspension (replaced air bags and front air struts for $1700) my 2011 Equus has been pretty much bulletproof and rides nicer than my buddy’s comparable era LS.

...but are you over Macho Grande?...

Not so much when they are flying around your family room. From experience...

I wish I had it still...

I actually know someone who parked in a downtown Chicago parking garage, had a few, couldn’t find his car and determined it was stolen. Reported it to his insurance who paid the claim and he bought another car. About 3 months later the parking garage people contacted him and asked why he hadn’t retrieved his car. He…

I suggest a low mileage 2019 Genesis G90 for 50k and a Miata for fun.

I love my 2011 Equus. Its an amazing amount of car for the price. 

Saab 9000 Aero 

My driver’s ed car was a pale green 1977 Cutlass Supreme. As I recall, all the high schools in my city had the same car that was supplied by a local mega car dealer. I vaguely remember the car as being pretty nice and easy to drive (what did I know...) BUT what I really remember is a certain female someone I shared…

Every time I see such an emergency vehicle, I too uncontrollably exclaim, “I need a bambalance!” BTW, I think the dog keeps the deer...

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet...

No. You don’t need to run a bidet for 30-60 seconds. 3-5 seconds is plenty if the stream is aimed correctly. A light follow-up drying wipe wipe will show no evidence of your previous activity. And it does NOT have to be warm water. I have used warm bidets and prefer the water from the cold tap. Refreshing! $40 bucks…

I was involved in a situation where a frantic father was speeding down a desolate county road in the middle of the night to get his “in active labor” wife to the hospital. He called 911 to alert them, but unfortunately the call went to dispatch at an adjoining county. An officer saw him speeding and turned on his…

Actually...the BILL for the proposed repairs was $34k. Ed Bolian (car owner) had no intention of fixing everything. The video, and the numerous ones like it demonstrate to us poors that purchasing European supercars is potential financial suicide.

Once drove a mid 70's military surplus Dodge 1/2 ton pickup (in early 2000's) to pick up some river rock. Super low miles and looked to be in good shape. I think it was a three speed (column?) shift. Drove through town and at every stop any more than breathing on the brakes would cause complete brake lock-up. Full bed…

My son still drives the 97 9000 Aero I took him to pre-school in. Great car, but pricey to maintain. 

My dad had that exact Lincoln except in silver/burgundy. It was a land barge, for sure. One day young me thought I’d help dad out by washing it. It had some tree sap spots on the mile-long hood that I remedied with a brillo pad. He wasn’t excited with the spots that jumped out when the sun hit the hood. As I recall,…

My favorite expression describing someone uptight and prissy: “No shower pisser, he...”

Saab 9000 Aero Recaro seats from 1994-1997. Mic drop...

My original 06 Odyssey: 150k original trans; never burned a drop of oil. You’d have to pry my empty nester wife’s cold, dead hands off the steering wheel.