That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

Bernie would have won.

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And blame all of my fellow minorities who could get to the polls for Obama but for whatever asinine reason didn’t this time. It sends me into a near panic attack every time I think about how critical this was to everything I hold dear.

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

This should be the headline after every election. It doesn’t matter one bit who wins or loses.

You really going to demonize me because I liked neither Trump or Clinton and voted for the Libertarian ticket with the hope of expanding a two party system to add more alternatives? I understand you are demoralized with the results, but these sorts of tantrums and talking in absolutes that condemn people with…

A lot of younger voters voted for him based on the pot issue. You combine them with Jill Stein’s votes and she would have won. States like PA and MI went for him by razor thin margins. I know....coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Nope, most polls showed the second choice of Johnson voters as Clinton. His platform was not crazy (even if he was himself). His platform was basically: Lower taxes, pro choice, pro LGBT rights (because it’s not the government’s business), pro marijuana legalization, anti-death penalty.

Libertarians supposedly stand for social liberties. Letting Trump win over that is abhorrent....it’s basically saying gay marriage and women’s rights don’t matter.

She’s trying to take the high road but he’s flinging so much dirt, unfortunately she’s going to have to get down to his level and hit him where it hurts. Any time he is seen as going on the offensive rather than on the defense he wins with his idiot supporters.

They both beat:

CTE is real, folks.

Dude, I told you that in privacy...

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

What exactly do parents who are asking that question expect their doctor to do?

It’s also not that unusual to make a change politically in your 20's.

Well that’s what happens when you try to get the same guy for your 90th anniversary gala that you had for your grand opening ceremonies.