I know this will be shocking to you, but some of us went to A&M and managed to not get all that caught up in the “A&M-ness” of the place. I managed to go to 90% of home football games, was even stupid enough to camp out in front of G. Rollie for A&M-UT football tickets, and I’ve probably been a “former student” for…

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

Do you actually love Deadspin as it exists at this very moment? I’m a longtime reader and love what it used to be, but I rarely enjoy the content anymore.

Ah congrats on playing for the stars - i.e. the zealous frat boys of Barstool.

I dunno, it feels more to me like “we discovered we couldn’t afford to hire this guy away, so we asked one of our writers to check if he had a criminal history we could write about.”

2006 Deadspin with Will was its peak anyways

His boss is by all accounts a terrible human being.

When you buy a ticket to sit in an airplane seat that reclines, you have bought the privilege to recline. If you want people to stop reclining, don’t call the people who recline monsters, call the airlines that simultaneously give you very little space and the ability to recline monsters.

And that has nothing to do with the point I’m making.

Nah. I generally get mad about all sensationalized headlines.

I’ll take “That is a purposefully dishonest title that mischaracterized what happened” over “fake news,” which has lost all meaning at this point.

What is the acceptable terminology to call out a purposefully dishonest and title that mischaracterized what happened?

I love the Huggins look - perfect for pitching batting practice in Spring Training.

“And honestly had Justice attended the game in a pair of JNCOs and one of those Taz And Bugs Bunny Are Dressed Like ‘90s Rappers t-shirts...”

I’m really impressed with Capela. When he first came into the league, he looked like Adam West with a lit bomb over his head every time he touched the ball.

I will say that her teeth are a welcome respite from those of President Garbage Chompers. Vonn 2020!

Does he have too many bottom teeth? Asking for a friend.

He’s about as inspiring as a wet fart.

“gwab dem by da pussthy”