Kind of fitting considering Twitter’s (the company’s) lack of insight (and blind denial) to the issues its users have with the platform.

From the info I get from friends with teenage kids the take out to avoid mysterious funky odours is to board up any access to the space under their beds.... that is where sweaty sports clothes, socks and other food/snaks detritus ends up being shoved out view and left to stew.

Definitely machine wash everything machine washable often, and have him keep on top of his dirty laundry. I’d even suggest getting a waterproof mattress protector so you can throw that in the laundry to wash, too. It will help with keeping the mattress from getting smelly, among other things.

I was surprised that the mmo wasn’t mentioned too. It was a great mmo when I played it.

Holy crap, I think you’re the only other marrow eater I’ve ever bumped in to. I did THE SAME THING as a kid, even though it squicks me out now. LOL

Impossible task, I do not know why.

Glad to see public school food (at least in the South) remains unchanged. That looks damn near the same of what I ate 20 years ago as a kid during this time of year.

I have tried to recreate them, but I can never get mine chewy enough.

It kind of reminds me of shit on a shingle, which I am fine with.

Fuck. I actually want some of that shredded turkey glop. On a nice piece of toast.

School lunch rolls are maybe the best thing ever created by man ever.

I suppose, “legally,” they couldn’t.

I share a birthday with Liam Neeson, Mick Foley, Dean Martin, and Prince.

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Believe it or not, Dragon’s Lair was released in 1983. I know it sounds crazy nowadays, but it actually ran on an internal LaserDisc system, which is why the “graphics” looked so advanced. You were basically just watching a LaserDisc movie.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

That’s some good creepypasta.

Baking powder goes bad because it has two components in it - an acid and a base. Usually, they are activated and react with each other via moisture and/or heat. However, they do also slowly react with each other while in the box, which is why powder expires.

Well, I know Giz isn't a terribly Christo-friendly place, but I'm gonna roll with this anyway...