I was hoping for sentient, moving skyscrapers battling each other kaiju-style.
Is Story Wars an epic saga about the battles between factions of writers in Hollywood?
If these guys are half as good as the Coen or Russo brothers, then this movie will be just fine.
“The Eye of the Jedi?”
*Cue music*
I hesitate to call anything perfect, but I really don’t see how you improve on BTiLC.
I’m glad you made that correction. I was unimpressed by the speed of a mere 1 million MPH, however 6 million MPH is darn fast!
A tad disgruntled?
You should lend Michael Bay more stuff.
Early reactions for movies are almost always positive. Remember when Batman V Superman received standing ovations during early screenings? Wait for the real reviews first.
Comic-con embargo in effect.
Everyone’s busy playing Pokemon GO
Suicide squad can only have so many promo photos
Because someone was looking at my 4th grade notebook doodles, and realized they were motherfucking awesome?
Oh god, not another speedster. I get it, that’s the gimick. But surely there has to be another major baddie in the Flash’s rouge’s gallery who isn’t a speedster who can be the baddie. Do they feel they have to have speedster villains to justify them being a threat and not seem like they are making The Flash hold the…
Well, they’re better therapists than Hannibal Lecter.
And with the Spirit rover, JPL did something even worse:
