“Pop Tarts: We’re Not Even Pretending This Is Food Anymore!”™

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Foolish move to play him considering his most famouse quote ever was,

as a playa, naturally I will be playing da ladies.

Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

It could be worse.

It sounds like it suffers from the same thing a lot of fantasy suffers from, layers and layers and layers of meaningless crap piled on top of its self in the name of “world building.”

...a culture that infuriates me? You mean that same culture I have spent years learning about, immersed in, adapting to, and being molded by? That culture? The one that is so much a part of my identity and sociocultural context that I’ve chosen to take on Japanese nationality and live here for the rest of my life.

WENTWORTH MILLER DOES NOT AGE HIS HAIR GOT SLIGHTLY SILVERY AND THAT IS IT

First thing that came to mind...

Just Stellaris. Continuing to expand my bird empire into the galaxy with my other avian allies. I’m the Yollese Arm Empire. That screen shows a much smaller empire too.

some people work on weekends, ya know!

Modders, I hope you’re listening.

I was hoping for orcs, myself.

I’m sold