Human enjoyment of bloodsport goes back to prehistory. I’m not going to feel bad for enjoying boxing. It’s a step up from cockfighting, bear-baiting, and the NFL.

Hey! Watch it! I’m from North Carolina!

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

Not even lying or being facetious when my first thought was “Okay, these are good reference screenshots from the game, but where’s the cosplay to compare?”

Damn. I like it.

Welp see y’all in 12 years for the decision.

always

I think the big question on everybody’s mind is, “Has Ghandi nuked anybody yet?”

Because Turner Broadcasting has no soul son, not even a little.

Those were the most entertaining car commercials I’ve seen in a very long time.

I like video games and I like dumb action movies, but I’m less than interested in this to be honest. When there was a 4 minute music video in FP perspective, it was kinda cool (I think it was called Son of Rock’n Roll? it was posted on here a year or so back), but as a whole movie? We’re kinda getting the worst of…

Also, please note the nostalgia piano.

BUT I ALREADY STOLE THE DEATH STAR PLANS

Like something out of a Japanese animation feature film. I love it!

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”

“Watch This Idiot Lose Control of His X-Wing as He Peels Out of Starfighters and Stim Tea”

After playing them together, I can agree with this

somewhat suitable background music for this

I’ve talked to some of my work acquaintances about it (I don’t really have any friends) and they always end up telling me I should just cheat.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.