pokemon go is a sprot

Uhm, she did write about live sports!

Love you Ashley! Hope to see you on Deadspin all the time.

Subs are only loosly tied to their motherships, really. I mean there are people over on The Slot that refuse to ever wade into Jezebel’s awful waters. The Slot is a sub of Jezebel.

It's not frosting. It's sweet spackle.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I can dig it.

They nailed the color scheme

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Recommended replacement:

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Case in point: Back when Macs were struggling (remember the different flavors of iMacs?), they decided allow certain retail computer shops sell them. Even though Macs were faster,easier to operate for the novice, arguably more stable, they were derided by the sales staff. I helped my grandma get an iMac at a CompUSA,…

I had the privilege of working at Apple during the crucial years from the return of Steve Jobs until after his death. Early during my tenure there the company recognized the fact that our marketing was successfully driving people to various big-box retail stores, among them Best Buy, Circuit City, and (wait for it)…

An oil change at Jiffy Lube would be amazing.

This seems excessive. A bolt is a bolt. It might have some special procedures for certain repairs, but this is more about maintaining exclusivity than about “only this guy is capable of torquing this bolt to 125 ft-lbs.”

What the fuck is wrong with people? This man needs to be arrested, it isn’t 1880s Wild Wild West. And it isn’t Pokemon Go’s fault - they could have easily been making a phone call, looking at Google Maps because they were lost, or even pulled over to take a quick nap because they were on a road trip and decided to not…

Someone asshole on Facebook just posted an article blasting her for wearing a jacket they deemed “too expensive” during a speech— the same article also critiqued her previous style, which the author deemed frumpy, dowdy, and matronly. This made me want to flip a freaking table because OBVIOUSLY, of COURSE, the way to…