Smirnoff, Absolut? Belvedere, Chopin, Deep Eddy’s need to be on this list.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

outstanding. this needs more love.

Agreed. Athletes today are pampered. For example, back in the day when a gritty old-schooler like Dale Earnhardt slipped on a ring of concrete you didn’t hear him complain even once afterwards.

I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.

It's almost Halloween, maybe they were trying to scare them, Barry

I have never been prouder to be an American.

Holy crap. So awesome.

A+ trolling

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

I think about everyone should know Kenny Easley now - he’s reengaged with the organization, announced one of their draft picks, has been very visible in promotions and has done segments with Kam and other LOB members

I remember Kenny Easly, he replaced Kenny Easley at safety right?

The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.

Take it to a retirement community and tell old people you’re from the future.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

This shot makes the whole movie worth watching.