I think he and Paula Dean should team up for a show to see who could kill the other with their food.

No! Get the fuck outta here. That’s crazy talk.

Good. F that guy

At some point, he needs to get the boot from the league, right?

I’m putting the over/under of resignations, indictments and firings at 14.

Thoughts and prayers go out to the entire White House who will be in jail soon.

BUT WHAT ABOUT HILLARY’S EMAILS?????

No. Talking to individual voters who are not me is a waste of time.

Thoughts and prayers

1.21 Gigatwats and he can travel back in time in a modified Triumph Spitfire.

Boris seems to exemplify the word “twat” more and more every day. That’s a lot of twattage

Her and Tia Carrere(Love interest in Wayne’s World) compete to be the spokesmodel for the Chicago Auto show. Possibly the greatest moment of television history.

Beat me to it. Well done. The Bundy Bounce does not disappoint. 

I wish Putin had a greasy mustache he could twirl on cue. It would at least make is quest to watch the world burn a little more entertaining.

On an unrelated note: although I’m thrilled that Sharpton is trimmer, so theoretically healthier, I still get freaked out I see him and am reminded about how much weight he lost. That’s probably just me.

Holy shit. Dick Cheney is still alive?

“(You can blink though. Blinking won’t make you lose your spot in line.)“

Who’s selfish? Eli has kept playing, getting paid massive amounts of money and preventing the Giants from moving on for years. That’s selfish. Three years ago, Manning could have told the team, “I know my days of being a starting-quality QB are limited. Go out and grab a good young QB and I’ll take him under my wing.”

Giving a shit is a legit good first step. Give her time to educate herself and enjoy that someone with such a huge reach is starting to get interested. 

Don’t we sell Saudi Arabia a shitload of weapons? Here’s an idea, why don’t they bomb the shit out of someone instead?