I don’t care. I’ve been in love with her since I was a kid, and will continue to believe the is perfection incarnate.

The “I can balance my checkbook” argument is ridiculous with even a passing glance. First, most people are in crushing debt. Second, the American economy is a little more complex and has a few more variables. Third, talking about cutting budgets right after corporations and the uber rich just got a huge tax break is…

There is a correlation between those who are more adventurous in their food/drink selections to their social/political leanings. So there might be something hardwired on whether Coors Light or a craft beer is the choice. For me, Guinness is perfection, but I love trying every new Belgian ale I can find.

He totally is. Maybe two full hoots.

I’m so excited by this. I met him after a debate I was covering several years ago. He asked if he was too feisty. I told him there’s nothing wrong with some feistiness. He believes what he is saying, and doesn’t give a shit about being diplomatic when saying it. 

Best trashy/late night pizza place around:

What’s this Albanese shit? That’s some hoity-toity gummy bears. Give me Black Forrest or give me death.

I’ve driven around a public course while drinking overpriced beer. My pick takeaway: If I’m going to hit a ball, then follow it, I’m just going to bring the ball along with me home so I can drink better beer in the AC. Fuck golf.

This makes me inordinately happy

It would be worth the censure to stand up and ask if he is fucking crazy.

If I had the money to convince Ferrari to make a one-off, I think I would take it the other way: make a modern rendition of a GTB or Daytona. 

Fuck. That was a dipshit comment. I have no idea why I thought that.

If I’m going to get yelled at like that, I sure as fuck don’t want to be in Flint for four years for it. UC Santa Barbara, Hawaii, Washington, I’d let you yell at me all day.

Defending McCain from Trump is something we should do. Attacks on him are vile, stupid non sequitur drive down a slimy dead-end alley. While doing so, let’s not lose sight that McCain was kind of a jerk. Most of his political life he campaigned on the idea of being a “Maverick”but voted the party line in the high 90th …

Hey! I’m a cool-ass white person! I’m even wearing Vans. I don’t know much about hip-hop, but check out Otis Spann for some great blues. He was the piano player for Muddy Waters in his heyday. Cheers. I’m such so happy to be referred to as “cool”

Pretty sure this is mostly to troll Trump.

I almost died when my cousin decided to play “How close can I get it to Brian without him knowing?” The answer was pretty close. He had to yell at me at the last second to move.

I almost died when my cousin decided to play “How close can I get it to Brian without him knowing?” The answer was…

It’s the one that looks like it has a giant nose on the right side. For reals. That’s how we can tell.

That’s one of the sad parts of this story. One of the sad parts.

Because Iowa was on the side he was making fun of. That’s it. That’s why he took it down.