Also: all of those fedoras. And Ann Curry.

This news absolutely made my morning.

Hooray! Let us celebrate by vomiting money.

Just as an FYI for anyone who might enjoy trivia, this is my 200th Random Roles to appear on the AV Club...and, boy, are my arms tired!

I think it’s fair that Gayle made it about herself - I think a lot of us feel this way, when we see someone we thought was a decent, progressive role model turn out to be a lecherous slimebag. I actually appreciated hearing her perspective.

I had a good friend who was arrested for sex crimes.

CBS this morning is my favorite morning news show because it’s actual news and not bloated fluff bullshit with Matt Lauers dumb face. The show definitely doesn’t need Charlie Rose and can still continue to be a good morning show without him.

They (no joke) tease a new Death On The Nile movie at the end.

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

Ah. Gotta admit, I much preferred the “trapped in wood” theory to the institution one. Oh well.

Just like New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey, fuck you Kevin Spacey for waiting until your image is in jeopardy before you finally fucking come out of the closet.

An honest dialogue requires admitting and inspecting our biases so we can overcome them. I admire Kevin Spacey’s work. I don’t want to believe he’s a sexual predator. I didn’t even know about the rumors until after Weinstein blew up. But there is apparently a lot of smoke around this, and while smoke doesn’t ALWAYS…

-Custard’s Last Flan

I had the same thought. This show is too smart and good-natured to let the good guys be dumb.

I think that’s possible, but I also think it’s possible that the Good Place lets Janets go for free because they tend to improve things wherever they go and that fits in with the Good Place’s central mission.

The neutral pocket dimension beneath a shapeless time void just happened to be unguarded? Michael can blame it on good being stupid all he wants, but my theory is The Good Place knows exactly what Michael is up to and is letting him do it to see if he can become a better not person.

My dad had Rocking and Rolling with Fats Domino on Imperial records, one of my favorite albums, then and now. He was a part of some of the best music to ever come out of the world, let alone America, and it attracted musicians from all over the south. And his band! Guys like Papoose Nelson on guitar and Lee Allen on…

Time to crank “I’m Gonna Be a Wheel Someday”.

Her father is an illiterate moron, her mother was stupid enough to marry said illiterate moron. The kids weren’t going to turn out any better. She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.