Can’t clap with one hand. Most signs are designed to be able to be done with one hand

It will all have been worth it if, for next year’s Oscars, when he comes out to present Best Actress, they wheel Will Smith out in full Hannibal Lecter containment gear.

Yeah, Duvall brings a soulfulness to his performance that really elevates the movie.  This aspect - the richness and variety of the performances - really elevates the movie.  I will always remember the last two scenes of Duvall in Godfather II - Hagen ends up providing the last emotional response to Michael in the…

“The Redford of Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid is one of the best-looking men who has ever existed on an American movie screen,”

Mmmm.... copypasta.

The other day, I was almost pick pocketed. Fortunately, I caught him before he fully had his hand in my pocket, and I immediately shouted, “UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103! ROME STATUTE!” The man shrunk away at my incantation; knowing I had robbed him of his implied right to the pictures in my wallet.

I was helping someone out with logging into the payroll system the other day and she said “Should I just tell you my password?”

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees how unusual Danson’s face is. He’s aged into his features, but when he was young, yipes. I’ve been watching old Cheers episodes and despite his sunken in eyes, everyone keeps talking about how handsome he is and I’m like “You mean tall and charming. He’s in no way handsome.”

The bit was in no way funny. But it was funny when George Wallace said, “People mad because Ted Danson had black on his face. He’s dating Whoopi Goldberg. He’s already had black on his face.”

One of the great movie what-ifs: obviously Anakin should have started off as a teenager, and you know who was a teenager in 1999? Joaquin Phoenix. Tell me he wouldn’t have been 12 parsecs better than Hayden Christiansen.

Chidi would get up early and get to his local polling place and then spend the next ten hours in the voting booth.  

Oh, forks, this is The Bad Place.

“I couldn’t vote for him. The man danced with the stars, Peggy.”

Season 1/2 Michael thought Trump was hilarious.

Eleanor - Did not vote
Tahani - Hillary*
Jason - Blake Bortles
Janet - Has voted for all candidates in all elections
Chidi - Did not vote (undecided)
Michael - Trump

What’s great is that Christopher Plummer so obviously means “You’re not as bad as them, there’s time for you to change and do the right thing, still.” But what the kid hears is “You’re a fake and not as good as them. I don’t think of you as a real adult and am talking down to you.” It makes sense for both characters…

Sweet Charity with Shirley MacLaine is worth it just for the Bob Fosse “Rich Man’s Frug” choreography. I watch that scene over and over.

Also source of one of the more important memes, these days.

This movie is just solid all the way around. The music is great, Plummer and Andrews are tremendous. And for that matter the oldest daughter is sexy as hell, which makes it just a little bit more remarkable that this was her only movie.