This is filmed way too far in advance for Gillis to be on the show.  And the Leopard spotted with the President has got to be Omarosa.  

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

+1

Seriously. Unless the anthem was playing and he was kneeling when he sent that threatening message, he’ll be playing again. Maybe not this year, but... yeah. 

I reached out to Antonio Brown for comment, but succeeded only in getting my arm wet in the toilet.

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Is it me, or does she look like a Great Value Zendaya? Like possibly biracial? That would be devastating.

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

I know the colors are reversed but my first thought is

Oh my God that McDonald’s was epic.

+1 Casa de Fruta Stadium

Kellen Winslow - Raping grandmothers

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

This could’ve been a Serena-free piece but you chose to include her. You say, “keep tying Osaka to that fiasco is unfair ...” yet you do it yourself.

LMFAO

this is video of the day

Hung for treason? Why, no, ma’am: I like to think I’m hung for pleasin’!