Oh come on, I watch enough wrestling to know what ‘guaranteeing’ means, you moran.

All you need to do is watch AD play against Embiid to see why he doesn’t want to play the 5. The dude absolutely shrinks when he has to play somebody physically.

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

“That’s probably a little bit unheard of and a little bit unique, but I think this is a place where that would be appreciated.”

I mean you can check the time she threatened to shove a ball down a line judge’s throat for an idea 

Going from being a player to a manager isnt such a simple transition, I dont know if Rooney will be able to just transplant himself into this new role.  You cant just plug in old ways of doing this.  Some differences cant be simply combed over.

I think 33 becomes older when you remember that it’s 28 years older than most of his hair.

This reply is burfict.

FIFY

A guy I used to work with had a condo in Florida. He was single with no kids, and was signed up for low price alerts for last minute tickets with several budget airlines because he could get a cheap fare and fly down for the weekend on short notice easily. He once said to me “Sure, maybe the flight attendants are rude…

Carnies grow up so fast these days.

Jez did an (actually very interesting) article about Jojo Siwa that talked about how Tweens are one of the main markets being targeted right now, adults are more willing to spend money on their kids (or nieces nephews etc) than themselves, especially when it’s comes to silly stuff.

Even when they have good relations, how many people at this point are so in the clear they can drop 50k a year on a kid’s tuition? even 20k?

Are you people blind??

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

But will Titus and Greg Catnear be back?

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment.