The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

that’s why i named my dog stain

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

This isn’t even the most incredible article about ball fakes this week:

“Lardass.” - Shawn Bradley

It’s weird that fans in all sports are expert GMs now too. They love to wow you with their knowledge of “cap space, dead money, franchise tag, rookie pay scale, max contracts, super max, no trade clause, 10 and 5 rights, Larry Bird rights, the luxury tax, etc.”

I think you should develop a TV pilot based on this story.

“When my wife was in labor, I forget which one, I flew to Miami and booked a penthouse suite for the weekend. Then I ordered up two 19 year old Russian hookers except when they got to my room I was immediately suspicious. I absolutely KNOW that one of them was at least 24. Ruined ny entire trip.”

I believe he can lie.

Wendy is trash.

Maybe she was texting Philadelphia to say congratulations.

When I was a kid you could get shirts like that custom-made at the mall for about 8 bucks. The letters were 5 cents a piece and you made up your own slogan, then the dude behind the register would iron them on.

Gladys Knight being on a reality competition is painful. Gladys Knight losing to Donnie Osmond and T-Pain is even more painful. Gladys Knight getting critiqued by Anti-Vaxx barbie and the girl who thought she was too good to be a Pussy Cat doll is the most painful thing I’ve ever read. I’m just going to pretend like…

“First of all, quite frankly, social media is the toilet of the internet.”

Oh honey. 

Shes still #1 at looking like that weird doll that you hope will not come to life and murder you while you sleep.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

If you keep taking him for granted, he’s liable to walk off into the sunset and inevitably fall off the face of the Earth.

And he took his socks off! That’s a deep level of trust from an elderly man.