“Ay! Oh! Ay! White people tryna solve racism ovah heah! Bada bing!”

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

He still thinks that the Central Park 5 are guilty despite DNA evidence proving otherwise.

Ball isn’t going to improve, though.

Agreed wholeheartedly. It started with Prokorov getting out of the way and allowing Spur-descendant Sean Marks to do his job. Hiring Atkinson, shedding those bloated contracts, drafting smart and astute scouting has accelerated the process.

Lonzo shows no signs of putting anything together.

Going to an Asian Massage in a low-rent strip mall with all the windows blacked out and then complaining that it wasn’t a classy fine linen spa with classically trained masseuses is like eating sushi at a Nebraska truck stop and then complaining that you got a tapeworm.

Maybe if Jezebel didnt post 5 things about KK for every 1 for ET.....?

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

The Knicks will trade him for Lonzo Ball.

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

The answer, as always, is clear:

speaking as a white dude, i feel entitled. (not to an explanation necessarily, i just want to make it clear i feel entitled.)

My dad is super into Jesus and also a massive pro-Trump right wing nut job.  We were talking about “building the wall” and I pointed out that I didn’t think it was the Christian thing to do.  My dad disagreed, and then I asked him, “if Jesus came back right now, would he come to your rich church full of rich people in…

Chris Pratt should think long and hard about how his church’s discrimination against lgbtq et al. makes him more spiritually whole, before he is sentenced to death for crimes against graphic design.

Obligatory:

I know right? Everything he’s done since has been fake, gnarly and hard to watch:

McGee’s off-season training partner approves.

How many pecker pics would a prick named Pecker present if a prick named pecker could present pecker pics?

I think every team conspiring against the Lakers has been aided by the notion that the Lakers decided to pair LeBron with...no one.