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What’s the capacity of the Football stadium at Chico State?

Not to mention that Julius Randle is already in NO, so you’re basically recreating the mediocre Lakers team from last year. If you’re NO and you accept the Lakers offer, you’re essentially hoping that Kuzma continues to develop, Ingram turns into something functional and Ball is somehow better than he’s shown himself…

You type this as if Jrue Holiday, Julius randle, Mirotic, Boogie among other moves they made don’t show that they tried to surround him with talent.  Its not their fault he’s hurt 20 games a year, and stinks in the playoffs.....We’re so enamored with AD as a talent, we dont recognize if he’s even really that good as a…

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

So much this. Someone posted his numbers, he’s about/just below Michael Carter-Williams-tier. Worth a 1st round pick, he is not.

Aggressive? To what end? What exactly would the Suns be bidding against here? The New Orleans offer of “we would rather not acquire this player, actually?” The seemingly no one else in the league who has stepped into that vacuum in attempt to get involved? Literally this just seems to be code for “They should give the…

I like you as a writer, Chris, and you know a lot about the NBA and write thoughtfully about it. This take, however, is far too kind.

So which team wants the to-be restricted free agent stiff and the guy who truly and profoundly sucks?

So the Suns could supplement Los Angeles’s best offer by rerouting Lonzo and offering in compensation some combination of their own young players and draft picks.

He doesn’t wear a wig. A wig would look more attractive than the look he’s sporting. You also wouldn’t be able to see his scalp like this when it’s windy if it were a wig:

I really enjoyed this take on his life.

“Ok I got my speedo on, come on in! Heh heh”

Oh my god. If you were trying to look like Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, you nailed it, girl. 😂

I’d much rather watch the real Ivanka vacuum crumbs off a carpet in a prison commissary  

There are PGs putting up ~10 points a night that they otherwise wouldn’t be simply because they’re getting to the damned line. That Lonzo Ball only gets to the line once a game is embarrassing, and absolutely hurts his team offensively. I don’t see how you can possibly deny this. And the fact is that he’s no better a…

Surely you can’t be serious.

I just want to let you know, good picks. We all counted on you. 

Who on earth though The Day After Tomorrow was good?

Cpl. Wilbert Rundles, a Gwinnett County police spokesperson.