Jermaine, just do what you do when you did what you did to GTFO.  

He’s Chris Dudley with better court vision trying to play point guard for the Lakers.

he is shooting 26% from the line. A blind amputee could probably shoot that. Lonzo has some skills but that is a deal breaker. 

He’s shooting 38% from the field and 44% from the line career. As a guard in the 2019 NBA. Broken shot. Passive approach. Neither criticisms were ever made with Russell. He shit the bed with the Nick Young situation and had to get out of town. No one was ever like “If he could just stop being the worst in the NBA at a…

Lavar’s kept pretty quiet since the entire world realized that none of his sons were actually particularly good at basketball, hasn’t he? The last thing I can recall was him bringing Moe and Shemp back from Latvia or wherever, and that was quite a while ago.

Who’s left from the campaign before Mueller has to go after Trump family members?

Elizabeth Warren will propose a “wealth tax” that would enact taxes of two and three percent on Americans worth above $50 million and $1 billion, respectively.

When the booze hits your brain

It’s weird how social media has turned motherhood from ‘social role shaped by an important biological function’ into flat-out ‘Amway for vaginas’.

Yeah, as much of a champion as Serena is, she’s always been a pretty bad loser. You could say that’s just what it takes, but look at someone like Nadal or even her own sister.

I know when I think of inclusivity and acceptance, I think of the organization that brought us the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

It’s how Trump became president. The more obnoxious and shitty they are, the more fame and money they receive. See also the “cash me outside” girl, and most of Fox News.

He should get Chick-fil-A to cater. 

I’ve never understood actors who say they don’t watch tv/movies. Like, in what other industry* could you get away with that? “I’m a doctor but I don’t read medical journals.” “I’m an aspiring civil engineer but I don’t travel on roads or bridges.”

This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

Chipotle.