Even a blind squirrel finds an occasional acorn now and then.

“Santa Claus is white. He just is.”

Trump loves America so much he stayed here through the entire Vietnam War.

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

Those swimmers musta been confused AF

Their. teeth. are. so. white.

It’s having the impact they want - conservatives have the White House and the Senate and for a minute they had every house of government, all tied together based around fake facebook memes that had no truck with reality but represented everything they want to believe.

I lol’d.

Bandersnatch was so bad that I shut it off to go spend time with my cousins. I hate my cousins.

Because she’s not so much a “sex slave” as a “one person harem”.

There’s rumours about high class prostitution.

Likely she has several “sugar daddies” who are happy to pay a “star” for certain benefits.  

The best part:

Ahh, failing upward: the American Dream!

how long will the “voice carry” excuse last?

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.