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Does the middle guy have 60 teeth?! And does he have more rows behind those Ross Geller blacklight-friendly choppers?!

I’m thinking more like son (grandson?) of 70s one-hit wonder Nick Gilder:

Iowa Republican Sen. Joni Ernst said King’s remarks were “not representative of our state of Iowa.” (Note to Sen Ernst: he literally represents the state of Iowa, so getting elected by Iowans seems to contradict your statement. Also: WTF is wrong with you, Iowa?)

But was it worse than “The Masked Singer?” There are degrees of shit, people.

Howard Stern point black asked her if she was a sex slave in Dubai, and she laughed it off. But not in a real convincing way...

Who would eat potentially is the human embodiment of tainted fried chicken?

How Ball even starts in the NBA is a mystery — he’s Chris Dudley level bad at the free throw line and dozens of guards can dish assists at the same level he can. He will finish his (hopefully short) career on a future 19-63 Phoenix Suns team averaging 8 pts, 5 assists, and shooting 45% from the FT line.

In the world we live in (screens in front of our faces 24/7), there no bad ideas anymore. There are eyeballs willing to watch anything with people who are famous or fame-desperate. This is just a twist on the Dancing with the “Stars” phenomenon where people go “gee I wonder what Jo from Facts of Life is up to these

Regarding these people:

Republicans are in such blind denial. Forget the elephant — it’s officially the Ostrich Party now:

He’s shot a dire 35.9 percent from the floor and 29.3 percent from three thus far in the season...

Nice. “Jarvanka” works better than “Ivanred,” although I prefer the more descriptive “worthlessshitstain.”

Still punchable.

Johnny Manziel is waiting by the phone. And by phone, I mean a pay phone at the strip club.

Michigan Lawmakers: McDonald’s Should Stop Asking, “Boy or Girl Toy?”

Haha, very cheeky.

Genmai-cha — a nutty Japanese tea that has a subtle aroma of roasted rice. My everyday tea...and it’s awesome. Most other teas I can take or leave.

“60% free throw percentage? That’s good, right?”