Haha — never. We live in a post-non-racist world, baby.

Did you make a mistake that fateful day? Depends on your type I guess...

During college, picked up Rolling Stone/MTV’s Chris Connelly at the airport for a panel session on journalism. Cool dude.

Almond Joy, all day every day, especially Halloween. People who hate Almond Joy because “coconut is so nasty” are dead to me.

Addicted to Real Housewives? You need rehab for being a moron. The “president” is in office for being reality show famous and our country is littered with uninformed or willfully ignorant people who voted for him because of it. BTW, you are addicted to a show that is neither “Real” nor about “Housewives.”

Team Not Nicki Minaj Ever

Like I give a shit about what a gold-digging, professional clothes wearer thinks about anything. Her opinion on this subject is about as relevant as her opinion on marital fidelity. Her sewage monster husband has humiliated her repeatedly and I’m supposed to look to her for wisdom on anything but how to make a pouty…

“I like a beer...”

The conference room roast scene is still one of my favorites.

Secretary of Playing Dress-Up in Designer Clothes

I ditched Black-ish after the Chris Brown stunt casting episode, but fuck ABC. There is no such thing as being too anti-Trump.

I had this same Facebook “discussion” yesterday and it kept coming back to “well Kap would still be in the league if he wasn’t so shitty.” The conversation sort of petered out (heh heh) after I reminded them that Nathan Peterman, he of the 5 INTs in ONE HALF last season, is starting for Buffalo this weekend.…

Some of the dumbest people consistently use the word “clown” as an insult in public forums. Using the emoji seals the deal.

You’re...not bright. Is Kaepernick worse than these three people: Cooper Rush, Taysom Hill, and Jake Rudock? Do you even know who these three people are? (Hint: they are backup QBs in the NFL)

I’m going to need more evidence...

You are either the devil or five years old.

“Wait, no. My name is David Dennison.”