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Oui, oui. (or in Trump’s case, wee wee)

When one or more of these turds finally get arrested, the day of the perp walk will become an official holiday in my life. I will celebrate it every year. If one of them actually goes to jail, it will be a week-long Risky Business-style rager, complete with irresponsible binge drinking and 80s and 90s dance music on a

Some people think he’s hot. Me, I prefer a more natural look...

Barf. Convicted felon learns how to pump iron in prison to kickstart another career path that screams “Look at Me!” This woman remains shallow as a puddle.

The Jets are mostly responsible for his arrested development...

He’s coming to Sac for sure — already got the uni...

Ariana sez “I’m just going live my life if that’s all right with all you internet yentas.”

Aussi...

“CNN projects that Haaland won the primary for New Mexico’s Democrat-heavy 1st Congressional District, making her likely to become the first Native American woman in Congress.”

TLDR version: horrible woman and her three insufferable friends wander through New York City being shallow.

This seems to be about the right size for a “239-lb.” “man”

Adding unwanted children to an impoverished situation is the uniquely Arkansas way of achieving the worst poverty level in the U.S. — #1 here they come! 

I’m glad the future of our country is being decided by a meeting of two vapid, attention-whore sex tape participants. High-quality role models — we know how to create them, America!

*crickets*

What, you don’t go for the dopey, rapey, orange-tinged, small-fingered whiny, baby type? (Pic from today—tanning bed goggle lines on full display)

On one hand, as a graybeard NU alum I’m OK with improving the campus and making it an attractive destination for student-athletes. On the other hand, yikes:

She got off easy...

Looks like he misunderstood the safety demonstration — he thought they said “in case of emergency, you should evacuate on the plane.”