Sarcastic cry party!

Wow — I can only hope this follows her for the rest of her “career” but I know she will find some right-wing moron to hire her.

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t hit traffic in Dixon/Vacaville...what the hell?

Cousins lets the air out of every arena he’s in. Kings actually seemed to have better energy after he left, with all of the continued losing of course. Re-signing him would be idiotic, and very Kings-esque...

I want it to happen to watch the ensuing dumpster fire where the players take turns blaming each other, the coach, Magic, L.A. traffic, Li’l Tay, the corpse of Jerry Buss, climate change, Lavar, and the cast of Roseanne for why they aren’t making the playoffs (again).

Haven’t had a hot dog since the 1990s, but this is the correct answer — my whole family can be fed (with drinks) for a cool $10. Also, the Costco pizza is a pretty sweet deal too.

Reaction from the White House:

Most of the time I do...it’s very difficult when the president is such an openly crude and hateful human being. It breeds a lot of strong feelings.

I’m fascinated by people who support behavior and ideology that they are against. It would be like finding out your local donut shop is owned by a casual racist. “I know he says Black Lives Matter is bullshit and Colin Kaepernick is a traitor who should go back to Africa, but damn he makes the best apple fritters...”

Blech...she has the stench of a future Real Housewife.

*I’d wager *you’re (an idiot)

BE GONE is more like it, amirite?.

Jumper. All day, every day...

Too bad she missed some of the previous Warrior eras — they never went anywhere in the playoffs but there was some entertaining basketball in the Mullin-Hardaway era...

Damn, your mother-in-law sounds like a nightmare.

Sorry I left out the implied /s

First, Korea getting back together, now this...it truly is a happy Friday.