They are unqualified and entitled— you have every right to give them the side eye for being anywhere near the White House. Sleep well at night knowing that.

This is not a job, no matter how quirky you pretend to be. Matchmaker is the fantasy/pretend version of “pimp.”

The word “vermin” doesn’t even seem descriptive enough.

“Trump Fires _______ for Doing What They Were Hired to Do; ______ Realizes Too Late They Worked for Man-Baby Lunatic”

Ugh, that mulltet with the rodent face. I want to start a church where every Sunday, the congregants show up and hear why all those mega churches and televangelists are duping people. Then we would all have brunch and hang out. I would have the best PowerPoint(TM) presentation!

I want to believe that she has “seen the light” but I’m so damned cynical and suspicious these days...what’s her angle? A clothing line? A 10-episode Netflix series? Going toe-to-toe with Leah Remini on Lip Sync Battle?

Enough water in Texas now to rinse that spit glob...

Um, yeah, she does brown like Ross did brown. And she shouldn’t be the first lady of anything...

Seriously — is there not at least one other woman in the United States to photograph? Specifically, a woman who has done something more relevant than this hollow object...

And it is beyond my comprehension why anyone gives two shits what she thinks about anything — 97 million followers?! Our society really is seriously fucked...

I’m torn as well — Whole Foods lost me after the packaged peeled orange debacle. But maybe I can be lured back by some savings. The food and shopping experience is pretty good.

Kardashian “Beauty”

How I picture a UES Mommas beef playing out...

Merriam-Webster also offers this definition of whore: a venal (capable of being bought or obtained for money or other valuable consideration) or unscrupulous person.

Darling, take a lesson from the nerd culture: only other shallow douches like you care about your designer shit.