In two follow-up posts, he called the removal of Confederate Monuments “revealing of the broken college system we have and the breakdown of the family”

Man, everyone is really distancing themselves from this guy. Are we sure that he doesn’t just have a really bad case of the cooties?

And take your cup of gin with ya.

I’m a dude and I’ve never groomed down there. I have one pube that is, no joke, at least six inches long fully stretched. I nurture it like those people who keep growing their nails for 40 years.

In my fantasy world, a most delightful place, El Naranja and his family return to New York after having been kicked out of Washington D.C. for all the obvious reasons. There, they are met with a torrent of scorn, in which the citizens actively mock them, refuse to stay in their gaudy hotels, and generally unengage in…

No really...no fucks given. I wouldn’t lie to you.

Haha, I’m degrading women. Remind me again of all the positive role-modeling she’s done for young women since the “accidental” release of her sex tape.

I can’t use this enough as it relates to anything Kardashian. Waiting patiently for the day that people stop caring about talentless, famous-for-nothing skank who refer to themselves as “brands.”

Uh, with no due respect... fuck her. The term “Former Trump campaign senior adviser A.J. Delgado” says it all. Everyone who works for that racist piece of rotting fish will eventually be a “former” employee and deserve exactly what they will hopefully get: scorn and ridicule. And as a Litina woman (!) she made her…

Seth Meyers is great and seems to be getting better as he continues to grow into his late night show. Plus, he knows how to effectively deal with bigotry and hate after having married Stefon...

“If I take you on a date, you’ll know it’s a date. There will be flowers and dinner and some other cool thing involved.”

Great show but I took a hard pass after Chris Brown’s guest appearance. Unnecessary and offensive. HUNDREDS of actors could have played that role.

Gag — his apology was more offensive than the original reply.

Unpopular opinion alert: Angelina Jolie looks like an adult Bratz doll (i.e., slutty/desperate, and in need of more and more makeup to maintain slutty/desperate)