Ludicrous agrees ;)

#OlympicsSoCorpseFloatingInWater

“He says what we’re all thinking.”

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

It’s like someone glued my asshole hair to his eyebrows....

But is she Hollywood’s BEST woman in Hollywood? I think not.

Yes, of course: Kevin McHale was the problem! I’m actually happy for old Kev. At least he is getting a good night’s sleep while Houston’s tire fire inside a train-mounted dumpster inferno goes screeching down the tracks.

I think they prefer Hensonican Feltmericans now.

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

That guy looks like MC Hammer on crack.

You would think so, right? But nope, Rusty has been his nickname for forever. And that last name is in one of the best baseball pictures:

This campaign was always about citizenship-

Stand clear, a house is bound to land on her at any moment.

No, dear. It is only called maternity leave if you have an actual job.

Daddy?

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else