I couldn’t believe that when I read that.

This robot is just like the real Eldrick, but with more personality.

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

From the assholes who lost their team to Santa Clara in order to win the bid for Larry Ellison’s midlife crisis (otherwise known as the America’s Cup), I would have expected no less than to piss away a bunch more money to host Santa Clara’s superbowl.