beyondtheplatinumdoor
BeyondThePlatinumDoor
beyondtheplatinumdoor

Call me when they come up with some Ivy-saur earbuds with vines aka cords.

The whole purpose of mops is to avoid having to do this.

The whole purpose of mops is to avoid having to do this.

I mean, I totally *can* say I hate mops and pretend it’s a valid reason that no one should use them but that’s also not at all what I said, so!

I mean, I totally *can* say I hate mops and pretend it’s a valid reason that no one should use them but that’s also

That stuck out to me as well. That one phrase says A LOT.

she needed to put something up on TikTok that day”

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

Attractive person has a viral hit on a social media platform, news at 11.

I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but it seems her rise in popularity may have been attributable to something other than ‘OK Boomer’. YMMV

I don’t mind Mario’s looks like it came from a bootleg ice-cream truck design. But how few blocks you get is ridiculous, I've seen way better fan designs of levels.

Detoxify my scalp, are you kidding me? It’s time to detoxify this site from unscientific bullshit.

Detoxify my scalp, are you kidding me? It’s time to detoxify this site from unscientific bullshit.

Srsly. I don’t ever want to fucking see the word “detox” unless it’s related to someone in treatment for alcohol or drug abuse.

Srsly. I don’t ever want to fucking see the word “detox” unless it’s related to someone in treatment for alcohol or

there are no fricking toxins on your head

there are no fricking toxins on your head

Other countries have franchises of stupidity.

Man I don’t know. They often spoil results for esports events and stuff in the headlines.

Honestly we can’t trust GMG sites anymore, especially with the bullshit clickbaity and spoilery headlines they use.

Happy to see it on PS4!

Excellent.

Invoke the “P”? Didn’t he already do that in a Russian hotel room with some hookers?

Yep. The only thing we need from rich celebrities is their money. They could donate 1/2 their wealth and they’d still be super rich.

Isn’t an unlicensed dermatologist just a criminal?