I feel like all I’ve been doing is cooking lately.

Republicans are truly the scum of the Earth: Their disdain for anyone who is not a straight white male is despicable and I sometimes wish that hell actually existed because there is no one that belongs there more.

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

I know some people will say its just a character she plays, but the truth is that if you play an asshole chances are that you are an asshole.

Wow. I am all for a joke, a joke is a joke. But that’s still pretty messed up. Maybe she’s just like, not a very good person?

Do it Mitch. DO IT! Win that Darwin Award you fucking asshole!

Nintendo, if Animal Crossing doesn’t unlock on Friday I SWEAR TO GOD

I got the all clear from a MinuteClinic this week. Dooooon’t go to the ER.

The emergency room is one of the last places I’d want to be right now.

Are you serious? Where do you work? Our emergency rooms are already overcrowded with bullshit. AND WE HAVE NO CAPACITY TO TEST ANYONE BUT SERIOUSLY ILL PATIENTS. AND THEN IT TAKES 4 DAYS FOR THE TEST TO RESULT. How the fuck do your employers expect you to “be cleared”?

If I were you I'd take some ibuprofen/tylenol like an hour before work for awhile. That way if it's a slight fever from something else (I get mild fevers often, so I'd not last long before getting stopped) those might help. Now, if you have coughing or body aches as well... please stay home. Don't go to the ER and…

I mean this helps delivery drivers too. It minimizes risk for them. We NEED delivery drivers, not everyone who uses these service is some privileged person. And having delivery drivers making non-contact runs is safer for everyone including the drivers than business as usual.

Healthy people spend more money. If Medicare for all happened they would also have more money to spend on goods and services. Republicans hate that if any of this happened poor people would be allowed to buy stuff outside of bills.

Ride on, Katie Porter. You’re the future I want to see.

Yeah, I’ve had straight guy friends try to explain the logic behind this particular strain of sexism. Like, my (former) skateboarder friends said the reason a lot dude skaters shun female skaters is because the whole point is to show off and do dangerous tricks “for” the girls. If girls are doing it too, who are the…

Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues

Orange is the new Black

The disconnect in their strategy between “these are things people like to do” and “these are things people will want to do in a gamestop” is mind-boggling.

lol, the man would be aware that they were not real long before any sex occurred. This is idiotic.

You're a disgusting, misogynistic asshole.